Behold the final Biggie!

POSTED BY ROGUE_REPORTER
I keep going back to the Saturday afternoon when I laughed so hard I almost cried into my hefeweizen listening to Joe Wenderoth read this at The Rite Spot in San Francisco...

If I were royalty I would want a Biggie and a hundred plain
burgers. I would throw away the buns and lay the burgers
side by side on the sidewalk so as to form a bed. I would
take off all my clothes and lie down in the bed with my
Biggie. As people passed by, I would say, "Behold the meaty
bed of royalty! Behold the final Biggie!" And I would relax
there until I was arrested.



Joe, if you're out there...there's a very special place for you in my heart.